"You, Helmut," said the cow to me. "Read it this Christmas story:"
Let me in, in the swamp!
course of a distinguished lawyer
on 13 Day of the Open Word - College ....
Rolf Schälike - 22.12.2008
Ladies and Gentlemen,
today in the anniversary year, the fifth year of your two-week "Open Word" - the day I received to honor you to make the select students, how about I try to be in the company is incorporated in the bottom of the well-known criminal lawyers hobbing Germany. I want to be their leader, worldwide.
first time to the avoidance of doubt. "Good guy", "idealists", "intellectual", they are hatched from accidentally falling through the controls in the lecture hall could to keep the ears for you, it is lost time and wasted effort, practical and effective assistance. With my security forces I would not invest because of you. insignificant to this mendacious hour. your spins, see me as a patient, as psychopaths, as a pig, cheaters and spoilers to people. You do not understand that we are driving the world and determine how and where the wind blows.
your "good guy", "idealists" and "intellectuals" are expected to remain seated - I am stronger than my previous speakers - You may make you even notes, I will at the end of the reading confirm every word for five euros per word, of course , and exclusive of VAT, which I do not settle because you are not entrepreneurs yet. Who wants to have a receipt would like the room but now already left.
you gain all the chance not to go down as idiots with your faith in the goodness.
I am a dreaded lawyer, some call me a guru censorship. This is wrong. Gurus are teachers, in the vernacular or bellwether Pied Piper. I am not a teacher, although I lecture. I can do it but only for the money and bring clients. I pretended to my students before most of what I do not see it as a lesson. I am not a sheep, you recognize yourself. Do I look like a sheep? I want to guide anyone. You not. I love to see you in court as a defendant and to my defendant, who vehemently disagree with me in court with a lot of money in his pocket, with you in the safe of your fathers. Rats Although I like this smell is so pleasant, but wise similar to me even outside with her gray hair. What I would give anything not to be afflicted with such a coat itself. I catch no rats, I put it and am happy to whom others fear scream, before these dear beings. Who described me as a guru censorship is so wrong, understands nothing of life. I jack off, and let it slip by me.
now on, I understand little of computers, much less the Internet. I do not know what a mouse, let alone how the web archiving work. I leave my younger employees. My attacks against the unteachable based auf den alten Traditionen. Meine Mandanten kommen aus den Künstlerkreisen, es sind deutschland- sogar weltweit bekannte kaputte Typen. Auch Wirtschaftsmanager vertrete ich. Das hat seine Vorteile. Ich verdiene gut, bin bekannt und kann stolzieren wir ein Gockel. Die Nachteile überwiegen leider. Ich bin nicht einer von denen. Ich gehöre zum Sumpf. Das ist meine Bestimmung. Die meisten meiner Mandanten sind zwar auch Betrüger aus der Wirtschaft oder Selbstdarsteller im Fernsehen und Film. Sie arbeiten und kämpfen für ihr öffentliches verlogenes Bild und fürchten nichts mehr als die Wahrheit. Sie möchten nicht als Schurken in der Öffentlichkeit dastehen. Ich bin da anders, mich stört es nicht, was die anderen über mich denken. I would like in the swamp, and I will also create. Since I belong
There are good role models among the lawyers who are known in the swamp. They create enemies and attack them again with DDOS attacks. I do not even know what that means, but as a swindler sentenced to stir things further is hot, hotter than playing with the hottest woman.
The attack with DDOS attacks, and claim the opposite, they are attacked. I may burst with envy. What I do with my old-fashioned warning letters, a hundred times to all booksellers and booksellers, together with false papers and shouting insults in court is nothing against this modern barbarism.
Das ganze Internet lacht über denen Sumpf. Über mich lachen nur angesehene Journalisten, in seriösen Zeitungen geht man mit mir vorsichtig um. Das ist mir zu wenig. Ich bin pervers, das reicht mir nicht. Ich möchte weltweit ausgelacht werden. Das macht mich heiß.
Ich möchte zur Staatsanwaltschaft laufen und mich als Opfer der DDOS-Attacken stellen, obwohl ich selbst im Netz der Angreifern rectus spiritus sein möchte.
Ich halte "Verleumdung", "böswillige Falschbeschuldigung" für die richtigen Begriffe, mit denen ich angegriffen werde, kehre diese aber um mit meinen juristischen Erfahrungen und werde aus dem Sumpf heraus obsiegen. Meine Anwaltskammer wird mich nicht verraten, because on the merits, I am not alone. Most want to have in the swamp and are in it. Just want to openly admit it and to present themselves, not all can do.
I am a lawyer, to laugh the other.
If I, as a "victim" in that, and give me price of ridicule and hypocrisy, then I feel tickled and praised. I want to learn with my colleagues to master the Internet and use, as I the antiquated judicial system.
which for decades a handful are criminals, shot in 2005 at a guy, who denounced its web sites and www.IT-xxxxx.de www.rxxxxxx.org. I too have shot me a justice critic who wants to improve the world, an idiot, as we all know it.
What are my weapons: slander, libel, fraud, lying in court, false insurance under penalty of perjury, even threats. Until now, limited to the legal public, in blogs I oute me yet. I want to learn, au, au, au, which is nice when I have no reputation to lose more.
to the prosecutors in the German cities can count the attacks on my take lightly, we must grow bolder.
with DDOS attacks are shown new ways towards persons whom one of my old-fashioned efforts wirtschaftlich nicht beikommt. Ich belüge Landgerichte in Berlin, Hamburg, Köln und München und anderswo. Drohe mit Strafanzeigen, wissend, dass man damit nicht weiter kommt. Vielleicht erwischt es mich einmal. Dann bin ich bewiesenerweise im Sumpf und habe öffentlich mein Ziel erreicht. Das wird mich aufbauen und der Beginn zu absoluten Enthemmung sein.
Wenn meine Gegner meinen, ich gehöre ins Gefängnis, dann irren sie sich. Meine Vorbilder auf dem modernen Feld des Internets sind alle frei.
Sind durch meine Attacken auch Dritte betroffen, so gehört das zu meinem Geschäft. Es ist wie mit den Geiseln. Selber schuld, dass sie nicht auf meiner Seite standen oder nicht genug gegen meine Gegner unternommen have.
My opponents fight back, they jump from one host to another. I read, they are "hosting nomads" Even at this word I do not know what it means, but the model I take this scoundrel living with the times.
The web site of the enemy under fire. Sounds good. I may shoot someone, no need for this federal mandate. Is that cool, just crap that I do not own and my young colleagues have come out.
That my data to a DDOS attack can be collected, do not itch. As an independent court or tribunal, I am protected against it, and I know how I have to behave unruly with the prosecutors.
Ich möchte auch zum so bekannten Serienabmahner und Hassblogger werden, und werde das sogar öffentlich einräumen. Darin liegt die Stärke meines Sumpfes.
Schreibt man mir: „Herr Oberguru der Zensuranwälte, Ihr Blog störte scheinbar viele! Wenn er jetzt erstmal blockiert ist, dann ist das wohl kein Kollateralschaden, wie Sie meinen, sondern eine "Kollateralwohltat," dann werde ich vor Freude an die Decke springen angesichts der geschenkten Möglichkeit zu klagen. Die Massen weiß ich hinter mir.
Ich werde im Blog antworten: "Ja, so sind sie, die Gutmenschen!" und mir vor Lachen in die Hosen machen. Meine Frau kann dann die Hosen waschen, sie wartet schon gierig on top of the urine odor.
I was threatened with the words "The Berlin public prosecutor is currently considering what appropriate action against the polluters named by me - I mean -. May be taken" then I go from one if this stupidity. What type of understanding of our legal system?
I will answer on behalf of the prosecution and play their spokesperson, because, as the think and act, I do the best I can determine it even.
Have I missed crap on the internet and would like to delete it, then I organize own DDOS attacks on my site, and away the evidence. The attack on the destruction of evidence, I can easily choose which Hold against opponents.
I will rumheulen in the forums, my good name giver "crailing" or. "Star Night"
Who says I'm abusing my legal profession, is wrong, and not understood by our rule of law. Although I am a Abmahngauner, and my behavior to be watched very closely, but I want in the swamp, as I am protected as under present my client, the super-crooks. Too complicated for me. No one can think what. Here is my discovery, my know-how.
I slander and insult, I act punishable by law and show a punishable behavior. So what you do-gooders, what are naive? What do you mean by life eternal by the haste, the hiding game, the Hässlichsein and its successor delight.
I'm fat and uncomfortable, my clients are disgusted by me. Brought to me all the advantage because my clients do not want to know the other who represents them. I have to supporters, strong people in the media and in the economy. I still miss intelligence officials and judges. I represent lawyers already. Although psychopaths are also like me, but we are together unbeatable fighting machine in the bottom of the German justice and the judiciary. Who would be better? Go and do not exist.
all secretly support me half a dozen murderers with their lawyer, a doctor like me. We use the same laws, the same judge, the same tricks. If we lose, then it is our clients who have not given us enough material or even the fucking judges who have not reached our ups and downs.
Some think I'm stupid. We all know that stupidity is not illegal, and that the most stupid farmers harvest the biggest potatoes. That's what I think I am. Try it also.
My role models from the bottom to feed and chase criminals arrange their opponents an anxiety and fear. I will also need to learn to feel good in the criminal circles, as some of our politicians. Then I'm soon at the lowest sags at the bottom and still protected. Will I
my friends and seen as a criminal pack, it does not bother me. They should write what they want. For me this is a money machine as desired or necessary. Then there is not less but more processes, but also read more about me, but I'm in the deepest swamp, deep it is no longer for us lawyers. The State has my blessing.
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I urge the press law, also tons of not only the publishers but also, as I commented on, all the booksellers and antiquarians. Since I'm still beginner. My clients that have to stress I have to lose an image. This is limiting me. Better the in the bottom hobbing lawyer. From the urge for unknown outrageous and even swampy pack, with - blah, la, blah - I mean, outrageously high cost approach to Ebay for lack of awards in any clothes, the other drinking because of pictures from reference books for the food, loved ones and other delights. Swamp in the marshy swamp to swamp. Since I want to go. As I'm sure.
that the warnings are word for word, is my strength. The lazy judges can copy their sentences. We are sitting in the same boat and have studied together, learned how to cheating others.
Never start in dispute is less than 20,000 €. That would be fatal, and flippant. One creates one's not the swamp. The real sales of my Opponents do not matter, have to pay such and such.
The impression that my warnings serve only to "Abmahnganoven" to get a good income for the first time must be proved. If this is proven, it must be right to be spoken. For us in the bottom there's only victories in the marshy judges. That you must understand.
The losers call themselves victims that I did not laugh. You are invited to come together, I laugh even more. They're the Gelackmeierten who do not want in the public and know nothing of the collegial cohesion among us lawyers.
My clients are set up companies, I'll have it easier. The Great do it before me. But I want in the swamp, not afraid of the public to lose anything on my reputation, my guide, my star that leads me down, down into the gutter.
enough for today.
Who wants the evidence for five, the word €?
It reports no one. Learn all the course.
"Ugh, where did you get her this disgusting story?" I asked my cow. "This is worse than Bukowski. You do not really think there's even a word of truth."
"Yes," said the cow, "the Christmas story I have found here € Diva . But no sooner was the story as published, then it was gone again. As has determined someone seen in a mirror. "
" No, my dear cow, in the text can now recognize was unpredictable. Such a nasty story can only give birth to the imagination. In it, nobody can recognize. And if so, then he will not do that let on. "
" It says you. I would have never have thought that now disappeared already Christmas tale, "said the cow," but where before was the disgusting history, there is now a preliminary injunction lawyer Christian Schertz admire. "
Since I have resigned "Oh, God, I never thought that such a Solicitor- may drop low "
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